Today, for less than a total of $20, I bought a lil cactus for my dorm, “Ella Wishes You a Swinging Christmas,” and “The Definitive Chet Baker” (the last two are CDs duh) and I don’t know if you can tell but I’m stoked
THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH
This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry
(Source: sinistersaz, via mitchmatchmitch)
So I had ordered a lion statuette for a Pride award but something went wrong somewhere down the line and when it arrived it had only the rear end of the lion.
It was a catastrophe.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
took me a second to get it
Stuck wearing collared shirts to work or school? Pretend you’re doing so as a loyal citizen of Panem with this Fitted Capital Polo Shirt by Well Played Clothing
Okay, I’m really upset about this. This book is about rebelling against oppressive governments for the better of the people, but why are we advertising Capitol clothing? Why are we supporting even fictional oppressive governments??
DID I EVER TELL YOU GUYS THE TIME I SAW ONCE IN LA FOR $20 BECAUSE IT WAS AMAZING
within less than a minute my roommate just ran up to me saying “BOOOOOOOBS” fell onto their bed, screamed into their pillow, got up, literally kicked me in the butt, tried to run across the room, only to slip on our rug, and then sat at their desk to casually browse facebook